Happy New Year...
If it didn't bring you joy
just leave it behind
Let's ring in the new year
with good things in mind
Let every bad memory
that brought heartache and pain
And let's turn a new leaf
with the smell of new rain
Let's forget past mistakes
making amends for this year
Sending you these greetings
to bring you hope and cheer
Happy New Year! |
The only way to spend New Year's Eve is …
The only way to spend New Year's Eve is … either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, Someone is bound to be left in tears.
W.H. Auden |
It wouldn't be New Year's ...
It wouldn't be New Year's ... If didn't have regrets.
William Thomas |
A New Year's resolution is...
A New Year's resolution is... Something that goes in one year and out the other. |
Now there are more...
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno |
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is...
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, When you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P.J. O'Roruke |
An optimist stays up until midnight to...
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughn |
Youth is when you're allowed...
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn |
